What I've learned...

• You'll always drop your cell phone on pavement. Never on soft grass, carpet or pillows.
• Hold your keys in the opposite hand as the one you're going use to throw your trash in the dumpster.
• If it's summer and you don't have bug bites, you're probably not having as much fun as you should.
• Being in a long-distance relationship was like being in the Army Reserve: One weekend a month, two weeks a year, and you could go to war at any time.
• Go ahead and give the guy in the Audi convertible who cut you off the finger. Now, while you're young. You'll feel better, and it makes a better story. The guy in a beat-up pick-up? Don't bother.
  
• It never hurts to smile and keep your mouth shut. At least for an extra moment or two.